“I will log on twitter whenever I am displeased with society, whenever I am moved to tears in my life, or whenever I strongly miss human beings.
According to a report from an unknown source, eating mosquitos improves people’s sexual capacities. Let’s spread this rumor and exterminate a species!”
Translating The Tweets Of Novelist Lee Oisoo
This is the single best reason I’ve ever seen to use Twitter.

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Sign Of The Times of the Day: Does this mean I’ll finally be able to be Facebook Friends with nana and pop-pop? Oh happy day!
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